Creative Writing: Head vs. Heart
I wrote this over Christmas break.
I like imagining what my head and heart talk about – they’re always disagreeing. This is the manifestation of that. Enjoy.
P.S. Well, just don’t read too much into it. Just … enjoy.
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My head and my heart are always at odds with each other. Head is pragmatic, reasonable and is always making those ridiculous pro-con lists. Heart is passionate, stubborn and can convince Head of nearly anything. Today they’re in a full-out death match. (Head can be so brutal!)
HEAD: Heart, it’s time you get over this boy. He doesn’t like you anyway. Remember that movie? Let me spell it out for you: he’s just not that into you!
HEART: Gah, shut up, will you? Can’t a girl dream? He did act like he liked us in the beginning – hullo?! You were there. You’re the one who had to convince me that he liked us. I was the one who kept telling you that “oh, he probably treats all his friends like this,” or “he just likes our company.” You had to be so adamant about it!
HEAD: Well, he did seem to like us at first.
HEART: So he lost interest? Great. That makes me feel awesome.
HEAD: Hey, I don’t know. Boys can be weird. And gosh, haven’t you ever lost interest in a guy?
HEART: Well, yeah, but I usually have some good reason to. … You don’t think he stopped liking us because of something I did, do you?
HEAD: You can be a little over the top.
HEART: But so can you, Miss Let’s-Analyze-Everything!
HEAD: I’m just doing my job, Heart. If no one analyzed the situation you’d still be caught up with your last crush … the engaged guy? Remember him?
HEART: Hey, you promised to let that go. I wasn’t myself. I was too busy marking off your stupid checklist.
HEAD: That’s a perfectly good checklist!
HEART: It’s a stupid checklist. It is supposed to tell me what we want in a husband. Really? When did you make that list, anyway?
HEAD: Uh, five years ago.
HEART: Exactly, we were fifteen years old and you thought you’d know what we’d want in a husband. Guess what? THAT ENGAGED GUY WAS NOT OUR TYPE!
HEAD: Geesh, calm down! It was one simple mistake.
HEART: One mistake? What about TallGuy and ObamaFan and WorshipLeader? They fit your little checklist.
HEAD: Hey, don’t blame me for all of those crushes. You’re the one who fell for them.
HEART: Yeah, but not because I thought they were hot or romantic or whatever – the things hearts usually fall for. No, it was because they fit your stupid standards. Stupid you with your stupid, stupid standards!
HEAD: Stop calling me stupid! That’s very offensive.
HEART: Sorry, Head. You’re just upsetting me.
HEAD: Why, Heart? He’s just like every other crush.
HEART: But he’s not! He’s the one that didn’t fit your list, but is so perfect for us.
HEAD: How do you know without my list?
HEART: I just know. I mean, he is smart like you, and creative like me, and he sees beauty the way we do, and he is really clever and quirky, and he would fight for me – I know it!
HEAD: Is he cute?
HEART: You know he is. But that’s not even the half of it. He’s like someone you’d read about in a book and fall in love with. … Maybe that’s why you’re so eager to get over him, because you think he’s just a storybook character.
HEAD: Maybe. … He does seem to have that too-good-to-be-true quality about him.
HEART: And for once I didn’t make it up. He really is that amazing.
HEAD: He really is.
Sigh.
This isn’t helping anything. He’s not calling us and you are not over him yet.
HEART: So what are we going to do?
HEAD: For once, I don’t know.
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I love that last line.
March 29, 2010